Timbre of a TimeFree Mind

If straight people are giving you grief, try asking them the following questions...

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may outgrow?
4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or house mates know? And how did they react?
7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and stop flaunting it?
8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?
10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual? Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers.?
11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?
12. With all the societal support marriage receives the divorce rate is spiralling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest rates of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for women to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle, and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?
14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to exclusive Heterosexuality?
15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel that he/she might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own leanings?
17. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
18. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that he/she would have?

posted by jikido  # 1:48 PM